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[girlnamedxena]

I'm not even kidding. You soooo don't want to read this.

This is your last, last warning.

Fine. If you're reading this now it isn't my fault if you get grossed out and have to skip lunch.  So, last night in the middle of the night I started getting this really bad stomach ache. I figured I'd just eaten too much or whatever, but then I felt really nauseas and ended up puking. Several times. Oh my God that was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. See, I think what happened was I did eat too much, but then I drank a whole bunch of water afterwards and maybe the food like, absorbed and expanded until there wasn't enough room for it. Like what happens to pigeons when they eat rice. Except my stomach didn't explode. 
Anyway, after that I took some pepto and went back to bed. I feel fine now, which is good because I MUST NOT BE SICK THIS MONTH!!!

 

So, after I got back to bed Jonathan came crashing upstairs and tripped over something in the kitchen and made a lot of noise. He went to the bathroom, then came out and tripped over the SAME THING in the kitchen. Then mom called out and asked him if he was drunk and he said no and she said come here. So he did. And they they started talking about possible future renovations of the basement- adding a bathroom and kitchen ect. They talked about some other mundane stuff and then Jo went back to bed and didn't trip over anything.

So that was wierd.

Anyway, things to do today: Sew, possibly help mom paint, get mom in a good mood so she'll give me money so I can go shopping. Although I think I'll probably just wear my poodle skirt and rainbow socks and things. Because that really does swing my thing. Whereas some old moth-eaten dress from a thrift store probably doesn't.