Ok, everyone, you can be relieved now.

[girlnamedxena]

Went to the doctor and it turns out my lump is just a swollen lymph node. No biggie. So I don't have the mumps or cancer or an alien fetus growing under my chin. I will still be able to frolick this weekend, although if Janine's still sick I'll probably just go over to her house and make soup or something.

Actually, she probably won't let me near her kitchen; she knows better than that. I can make a good cup of coco, though.