Things I learned today:

That I already know:
- The library hates me. As does the internet.

That I should already know:
- don't leave research to the last minute.

That I didn't know:
- there is a patron saint for transexuals and his name is Aravan.

Which is worse?

This came up while I was chatting with Laura today. Which is worse? Twilight or Eragon? (Movie or book version) Laura said it was like choosing between having your tongue cut off or your eyes ripped out, though I found that was easier to decide.

Anyway, what's your vote? I'm still having difficulty deciding myself, but I'm interested in seeing what you all think.