Ow. My thumb.

I think I may have sprainmed my thumb or something, it's all sore and stuff BUT it's on my left hand, so I can still write exams and stuff. And since I'm complaining I'll also add that I think I may have thrush again >:( my lips are all sore. Sigh.
In other news: Who buys sex toys before 11 am? On my way to the bank I passed by the Pleasure Dome (In Xanadu did Kubla Khan the stately pleasure-dome decree...) and it was open. Strange.
So after I went to the bank I went to Co-op to buy leftover Easter candy, but they'd put it all away :( so I got a couple of chocolat bars and a kinder surprise instead. Once I've eaten them I'll study some religion, have actual lunch, study some more and hopefully get some of my humanities paper done.

I fall upon the thorns of life -- I bleed!

I've been studying for English, so there's all this random poetry floating around in my head.
I'm also not feeling angsty. The thorns in my life have little styrophome balls over them and are covered in glitter. My reality tunnel has a disco ball. My socks have stripes and fringes. My English paper has an A-. I'll be done exams on Saturday. So despite the fact that I do have more exams to write and that my thumb and lips are sore, life is still pretty spiffing.


I like that word, spiffing.

Fake Russian Lesbians

So, I was working on my essay and had some music going- Bowie, Abba, Tatu, Once More with Feeling. Y'know, the usual. Then Jonathan walked in and started shaking his head at me.
Me: What? I like this song!
Jo: Why?
Me: I dunno.
Jo: Why do you like fake lesbians singing?
Me: Why don't you?
Jo: *Walks away without answering*
So you can see that I won that argument. My dad actually said he likes tatu. With the sound off, of course. I'm guessing he's reffering to music videos or whatever. I didn't ask, I really, really don't want to know.
And since this seems to be The Gay Post I guess I'll mention the fun stuff that happened at swing on the weekend! Wheee! So, in point form, because I like point form:

• Robert and Alec danced together (Rob led)
• Danny and Steve Blues danced (Steve led)
• Robert followed (a girl was leading)

Plus there were girls dancing together, but that happens all the time anyway and no one cares. Oh, and Robert and Alec both really sucked at being follows. It gives me so much satisfaction to see people who are so good dance badly. It makes me feel better about all the times I've danced badly with them.
So after Steph's bday party on Saturday her dad drove me to the dance and we were talking about swing and stuff and I mentioned that I could lead and he was all "But you're not suppose to lead!" To which I replied that most of the girls could lead and a lot of guys could follow. I didn't mention that guys regulairly danced with each other (and sometimes groped). Oh, yeah, Robert got groped by Blues Heather, and Trevor got groped by Robert. Ah, Steph's parents. If only they knew. But they wouldn't freak like some *cough*Janine*cough* people's parents would if they found out all the stuff I got up to. Steph's parents would just smile and nod and change the subject. It's nice- they're so religious but they don't try to shove it down anyone's throat. Although it kind of sucks cuz I feel like I have to censor everything I say when I'm around Steph and family. But that's OK, it's good to practise having conversations without swearing or saying something obscene.