Man Harem

So, Jo and I were watching an old episode of Buffy last night (because apparently I've lost the tape with the puppet!angel episode on it, which is what I actually wanted to watch because it's the best EVER, but I had to settle for the episode with the chocolat and Giles and Buffy's mom making out. Because that's always good for a laugh) and Oz was there. Now, Oz is an interesting character- not just because he's a werewolf. His lycanthropy actually had little to do with anything, for the most part, until later in the series. Anyway, we were watching Buffy and I was watching Oz.

Me: I want one.
Jo: Why one? Why not two?
Me: I only need one. For my man-harem, you see.
Jo: Mrm.
Me: I also want an Angel.

But Oz... I mean, why is he so great? He's just got this presence onscreen so even though he rarely says anything you notice him. He's there, but not just there. He's important.

Either that or I just have a werewolf fettish (Janine, next time you have a Remus dream PLEASE keep me alive to at least meet him).

So, without further ado, here is my man-harem list, in no particular order.

Jonny Depp (and any of his characters except for Cry Baby, who's a total loser. Even if he does sing and have a tattoo)
Sirius
Remus
Snape
Lucius
Oz
Angel
Spike
Valdeamir
Darius
Lucien (I know, it's shameful to have my own characters on here, but whatever. Plus Lucien is specifically designed to be Adara's *cough*mine*cough* Designated Love Interest, so of course I want him in my man-harem)
The Backstreet Boys
Il Divo
King Jareth
Orlando Bloom (preferably in his little elfykins getup. mmmm...)
Rob (even though he's gay, but he can hang with the Backstreet Boys and Il Divo whenever I'm not using him for... dancing)
Prof M (even though his eyebrows are seriously bushy. I just noticed that today along with the pictures of his children in his office.)
Lucien from Bite me

And... Mcgonagall. Heh. Just kidding.

Maybe.